RULES

The Rules:

RULE 1:
THOU SHALT NOT knowingly become involved with someone who is involved with someone else.

RULE 2:
THOU SHALT NOT become involved with anyone in the workplace.

RULE 3:
THOU SHALT NOT become involved with anyone of an age which is young enough that, in theory, thou could have created.

RULE 4:
THOU SHALT NOT become involved with anyone who is overly possessive, controlling, demanding, lacking in affection or attempts to makest thou feel inferior

RULE 5:
THOU SHALT NOT become the "convenient booty call"

THOU MAY make exception to the rules in cases where thine eyes or smile makes thou melt.